Aids, its no laughing matter...
unless by aids you mean assistance, by which every lifeguard has aids
but only while they're working, because they carry flutter boards
in which if you smack someone with a flutter board its hilarious

Its over 9000...
what is? the amount of stupid posts that are created daily on newgrounds
this post makes it number 9000, thus fore I have a stronger power level and can defeat vegeta

But in a way...
its true, life means only what you make it out to be
whether you choose to live it to the fullest or mope in your room
just remember kids, suicide is overrated
play video games instead, its much more fun and its great to pwn noobs

The question is...
What are you going to do about yourself?
Should you choose to conform to society's every whim
or do you run amok through the halls shooting obscenities while flailing your arms about
the best phrase is BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK
it gets the best reactions
which is why you shout something like that during a fire alarm when the whole school is outside in the back field freezing their asses off because some jackass thought it would be funny to pull the alarm

So thats your choice
Make the most out of what you have and enjoy as much as you can because high school only happens once...
unless you're a failure

So i decided to change my mind and carve a salad fingers pumpkin
wootay
any comments?

So Halloween is approaching, and i have ideas in the works.
Costume will be ryu from streetfighter.
Pumpkin will be newgrounds tank logo (seen below)
comments?

this post has no significant reason, its just created for the sake of having comments left on it and i will try to reply to every single comment

I have started my own chain mail letter completely mocking it. Feel free to post it where you may.

Hi, I am big-jonny-13. Once you read this you cannot get out, unless you really want to. Finish reading this until it is done plz! As I said, I am
big-jonny-13. I am probably older than the retards who post most chain letters. I have two eyes and blood all inside my body. I am not dead yet. If you don't send this to at least 12 people... I honesty don't give a crap if you do or not.
Don't believe me?

Case 1:
Sir Leopold of Whittingham
He received an e-mail telling him to continue a chain letter or else he would be killed by a psychotic dead kid. He went to bed that night and awoke when he heard a knocking at the door. When he opened it, he found the dead boy in the e-mail, but then he set the dead boy on fire and the boy died... again.

Case 2:
George Brunsonmeyer
George was your steriotypical redneck hillbilly. He got a chain letter, deleted it and then bear attacked his house. He then killed the bear with his 12-gauge and hung its head over his fireplace.

Case 3:
Some random hobo on the street
This guy lived in a box, and obviously doesn't own a computer, so he never got any chain letters.

Case 4:
big-jonny-13
This is the final case I'll tell you about, and it's about me. I once checked my e-mails and found 20 chain letters about crap like the dead kid. I trashed every single one of them and then watched about an hour of south park.

Send this to at least 12 people or you won't have wasted your time sending it to at least 12 people.

0 people- You obviously don't really care.

1-6 people- You were slightly amused and decided to pass it on to a few people.

7-11 people- You found this somewhat funny and decided to share it with your friends.

12 and over- You found this way too funny and decided everyone should hear about the chain mail rant.

Thanks a lot, and remember to use your 12-gauge whenever a bear attacks.

Yeah, look at that.
Its a news post, check it out, yes? no? coffee? sure, why not

For those of you joining us now, you have not missed anything.
That concludes the news details for this evening, so far.