I have started my own chain mail letter completely mocking it. Feel free to post it where you may.

Hi, I am big-jonny-13. Once you read this you cannot get out, unless you really want to. Finish reading this until it is done plz! As I said, I am
big-jonny-13. I am probably older than the retards who post most chain letters. I have two eyes and blood all inside my body. I am not dead yet. If you don't send this to at least 12 people... I honesty don't give a crap if you do or not.
Don't believe me?

Case 1:
Sir Leopold of Whittingham
He received an e-mail telling him to continue a chain letter or else he would be killed by a psychotic dead kid. He went to bed that night and awoke when he heard a knocking at the door. When he opened it, he found the dead boy in the e-mail, but then he set the dead boy on fire and the boy died... again.

Case 2:
George Brunsonmeyer
George was your steriotypical redneck hillbilly. He got a chain letter, deleted it and then bear attacked his house. He then killed the bear with his 12-gauge and hung its head over his fireplace.

Case 3:
Some random hobo on the street
This guy lived in a box, and obviously doesn't own a computer, so he never got any chain letters.

Case 4:
big-jonny-13
This is the final case I'll tell you about, and it's about me. I once checked my e-mails and found 20 chain letters about crap like the dead kid. I trashed every single one of them and then watched about an hour of south park.

Send this to at least 12 people or you won't have wasted your time sending it to at least 12 people.

0 people- You obviously don't really care.

1-6 people- You were slightly amused and decided to pass it on to a few people.

7-11 people- You found this somewhat funny and decided to share it with your friends.

12 and over- You found this way too funny and decided everyone should hear about the chain mail rant.

Thanks a lot, and remember to use your 12-gauge whenever a bear attacks.