Aids, its no laughing matter...
unless by aids you mean assistance, by which every lifeguard has aids
but only while they're working, because they carry flutter boards
in which if you smack someone with a flutter board its hilarious

Its over 9000...
what is? the amount of stupid posts that are created daily on newgrounds
this post makes it number 9000, thus fore I have a stronger power level and can defeat vegeta

But in a way...
its true, life means only what you make it out to be
whether you choose to live it to the fullest or mope in your room
just remember kids, suicide is overrated
play video games instead, its much more fun and its great to pwn noobs

The question is...
What are you going to do about yourself?
Should you choose to conform to society's every whim
or do you run amok through the halls shooting obscenities while flailing your arms about
the best phrase is BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK
it gets the best reactions
which is why you shout something like that during a fire alarm when the whole school is outside in the back field freezing their asses off because some jackass thought it would be funny to pull the alarm

So thats your choice
Make the most out of what you have and enjoy as much as you can because high school only happens once...
unless you're a failure