bigjonny13's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Goodnight Sweet Prince]

Surprise

I like this

DieterTheuns responds:

Only jonny does.

[CopsOnFireWithErections]

The whole time, I was like "WTF?"

But also, the whole time I was laughing.
Definitely makes little to no sense, but it works here.
Fluid animation and smooth voices as per usual, and the humor is great.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks!

[Great Destiny Man 2]

I didn't realize that Great Destiny Man....

Had room for improvement.
And yet here I stand, watching the credits, and you have proved it possible.
Just brilliant man.
How many of these are you planning on making?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks! ive written two more, but whether i make them or not is another thing. without the sponsorship of newgrounds this one wouldn't have been made.

[Open Letter to Game Devs]

Oh wow......

And I thought your last few submissions were bad, but this, this just takes the cake.
What a pathetic excuse for an animation.
It was boring, trite, unoriginal and uninspiring.
I know I'm in the minority here, but I'm not gonna just jerk off every time I see a new Egoraptor flash. If it's a shitty flash, it's a shitty flash, regardless of the author.
And you're just using all the fans who wank off to you to gain notoriety while you submit pieces of shit like this to the portal.
Egoraptor, I know you'll ignore this review because I'm not praising you.
And I know the public will probably mark this review as useless because I'm not praising you; but wake up people and smell the shit that he's shoveling.
Because if you don't, once you realize that it's a river of shit and not water, you're gonna have to paddle out with your hands.

[Captain Planet Rampage]

If only Captain Planet was actually like this

Another brilliant piece mate, keep up the awesome.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks!

[End of 'ze Newgrounds]

Better late than never

Actually, I'm quite pleased with the way this turned out, pretty damn funny.
Nicely done team *salutes*

[SF II: The Satire Edition]

I had trouble sitting through it

It really wasn't that impressive at all. I would say the sprite animations were decent, but there wasn't even a whole lot of animating, the characters just stood in place for most of the time.
The voices ranged from decent, to pretty god awful. Some of the accents were terribly off. Also, some scenes had one character so quiet I needed to crank up my volume, but then the other character is so loud I rupture an ear drum, aka inconsistent voice volume levels.
The jokes were really mediocre too. A lot of them were rather obvious, but not done well. "Hahaha, Ryu and Ken have the same move set, one of them copies the other, ololololol". Yeah, that joke was funny..... when we realized it back in the 90s. Then we realized Ryu and Ken had the same teacher, and that was that.
Overall, it was a rather weak performance, needing some definitely improvement.

[Repercussions of Evil]

Great tribute to a great story

As a fan of "Repercussions of Evil", I must say, you did a very good job with this.
I have my own simplified recording of the story in the audio portal, but this.... this here was a masterpiece.
Great choice in music, smooth animation flow, great character voices, all in all a very well done flash.

Galneda responds:

Thanks very much! Keep up the voicing! :D

[Ryu: Then and Now]

Didn't even crack a smile

It was really weak man. The plot was bland and overused, the punchline obvious, it just really felt half-assed.
It's a really weak story altogether, rather bland in all.
The only thing that anyone should have found even remotely funny was the extremely detailed face at the end, but once again, you've done it so many times in the past that it's lost its appeal.
It's like a one trick pony that you just keep kicking. It's already on the floor man, just let it die in peace.

[Elite Beat Agents R GOLD!]

Definitely need more EBA on newgrounds

Good stuff man, good stuff.